One Hunded

Well, well, well. Back in March when we thought about putting our silliness up online, I’m not sure either of us thought we’d be happy to fill up 100 pages of worthless drivel. And yet, here we are, 100 posts from there, and still nowhere really. I mean, what’s 100. Like 2/3 or 1,000 or something probably. But really its nowhere. In human years it means its time to roll over and die soon. In dog years it means you’re already chilling with a thousand virgins who like to feed you grapes or doggy bones as it may be.

But in blog years, it means we’re just learning to walk, as is evidenced by looking back to some of earlier posts. Which, just for shits and giggles, is what we’re gonna do. Then we’re gonna celebrate by baking a cake, or getting baked, either or. Either way, here’s what you’ve missed if you’re just tuning in right now. ((In our best sports announcer’s voices, “If you’re just joining us, WELCOME…”)) ((so stupid)) - B.C.

1. Handsome Man of the Week

2. The Realities of a Two-Sided Coin

3. Friends Forever

4. Tekka Don and Rogan Josh

5. All-You-Can-Eat-Indian

6. Two Times The Love

7. Self-Esteem Spa

8. Self-Loathing Sunday

9. HBCC’s Handsomest New Yorkers
Part 1
Part 2

10. Deep in Rico Droppin 5’s

These are only 10 of the hilarious and absolutely genius posts that have gone up over the past few months. I challenge all of you (except senor sexy) to go back and read every single post we have written and rank them 1 – 100 in order. What???? You haven’t read a single word we write but graze through our pictures to see if we have stolen them from your site? Well then I say good day to your sirs! HBCC is the original blipster site of authentic sweetness. Yeah, I said blipster. Blogging Hipster. Got a problem with that. Well, I do cause that is the most ridiculous hipnerd speak that I have ever seen. Hipnerd = Bobsled n’ Handsome. [Media Sled, can you put up a nice picture to represent what hipnerds we are? no, sorry, can't find shit on this Internet]

Thanks for making us the mostsuccessful (4 hits a day…fuck) blipster hipnerd’s on the net!

"Yes they deserve to die!!! And I hope they burn in hell!!!" - Samuel Jackson