Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
anyways, you didn't think we'd just send you off into the weekend without a little more cats, did you? this one is an ode the show that helps me kill at least an hour every night. seriously, why don't they just rename discovery channel 'deadliest catch channel'? oh sure, there's other beauties like myth busters and man v. wild (BEAR!? sup my nikka) and, um, oh shark week and don't they have a week dedicated to volcanos?
who cares about that. all i want to hear is mike rowe make sweet love to my eardrums while gruff dudes scour the bering straits in search of that orange gold. (so cheezy)okay, bobsled out. happy fucken weekend hbcc, and tune in tomorrow or some time over the weekend as handsome weighs in with a very special one year anniversary post that is sure to have you in tears or seizures. PEACE
Thursday, May 24, 2007
first thing first for the NYC peeps: Travis America is performing live next week and it is your duty as an American with a capitol 'A' to come out and see him bring it.
TRAVIS MCGEE & THE REVELERS
May 30th, 2007
105 Eldridge Street
Between Broome and Grand Streets
second, i've decided to grow a mustache. yeah, i know, that was hott like a few months ago and now its not, but i don't care. i march to the beat of a bobsled drummer (feel the rhythm!!) and if i want to grow my first mustache, then damnit i am. besides, handsome is coming to town on june 7th, so i need to be ready
third 'still not a player' just came on my office computer. i'm blasting it right
"hot tub! poppin bubbly" you know you're singing it
four i'm embarassed and just turned it down
five kickball tonight. psyched. and its not a frat, handsome, you fucking jerk
six i'm out of possibly amusing tidbits. maybe something will come to me
no, okay, that's it, i've got nothing
no you hang up
no you hang up
i love you
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
anyways, we're talkin about kickball. i mean, kickball, i'm talking about kickball. my team is called the hammers. seriously. in a league where another team is called "john stamos is our dad", we're a bunch of tools. but, at least we're like the manliest of the manly tools. hammers hit shit and help mold the world. (well, maybe the latter can be said about stamos also, but that's for another discussion). im thinking this team name was like a default name or something, like john doe or username or
we have a messageboard for the league which i occassionally drop in on. now i wasn't always really into messageboards, but apparently you have to have sweeeeeet avatar. here's mine:see what i mean? sweetness. nothing can't touch the old hammer. unfortunately there's only like three classic shots of hammer in google images, so there wasn't much to choose from. but i think i done pretty good with this one here.
the big debate is: how much of a pussy are you for bunting in kickball? because, see, there's a rule that prevents you from charging a bunt until its been kicked, and its pretty much impossible to just throw people out at first, so a bunt is a sure way of getting on. so is it cheating? or using the rules to your advantage? and do you care if all the people you're playing against think you have a sticky, slimy vertical taco that hasn't been shaved in years cause you like to bunt....more to come on this
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Just a thought.........
Monday, May 21, 2007
I can't think of anything to write so I will just dictate the ramblings of the self defecating homeless man yelling outside my window:
"Fuck....Who the fuck?!?!?
grumblings of squander and insanity.......
You cock sucking fucker, Fuck you"
Get back here.!!!!! (somthing that i couldn't understand should be inserted here. I don't believe it was english)
Cock Sucker........scream.....scream.....yellll and finish with a moan"
That was an actual ranting from a real Venice Beach Insanobum about 3 minutes ago. You can't make this stuff up folks. I literally have to listen to this crap on almost a nightly basis. The homeless out here are of a different breed that I am used to. The New York Bums are much better behaved. I mean Big Apple Bums really understand their level of bummitude, go about their day happily eating halal cart leftovers, and sleep peacefully on the steps of http://www.sip-sak.com/. Note, this is a reference to my ole local homeless lady from the hatten that would drink 3-4 tall boys, pee herself and sleep peacefully at the "Sak". Incidentally, they serve up some pretty solid Turkish food if you are ever in the Turtle Bay Neighborhood. Incidentally x2, kiss my ass - I heard your cocky hipster laced comments over there Brooklyn!
Unlike the well groomed hatten bums, Insanobum outside my window is anything but well behaved. Noooooo, he doesn't think he is a bum.....shit, he thinks he is some sort of 2 Live-Crew Aristotle. He isn't the only one either. The bums out here think they need to share the infinate whisdom that helped secure their place in this wonderful world. Sweet, as I am writing this some skaters just got into a shouting match with the bum. Who the hell needs Time Warner (bastards)! This is not just a random occurance either. I hear this shit many nights a week. The best is when I have someone over and the bums start up......the look on their faces is classic. Anyhow, I got noting else. I didn't even really ever have this to be honest. Damn! I am going to go watch the bums pee on the dumpster outside of my window. Check out my view:
Friday, May 18, 2007
Friday is for cats
you can't tell me thats
no true, boo
me, you, your cousin too
sittin at work
cats on bodies
bobsled freakin hotties
la, la, la
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
blah blah blah
yeah, s'been a while since i posted. but since i drank a shitload of beer tonight and i made out with a random girl adn now im listeing to grateful dead adn wathing whacked out sports on tv, i figured id way in with a little photo fo something fhit. shit fuck fshit fudkc fushit fuvck fudsk;aj f;inaisn; shit i'm drink