I can't think of anything to write so I will just dictate the ramblings of the self defecating homeless man yelling outside my window:
"Fuck....Who the fuck?!?!?
grumblings of squander and insanity.......
You cock sucking fucker, Fuck you"
Get back here.!!!!! (somthing that i couldn't understand should be inserted here. I don't believe it was english)
Cock Sucker........scream.....scream.....yellll and finish with a moan"
That was an actual ranting from a real Venice Beach Insanobum about 3 minutes ago. You can't make this stuff up folks. I literally have to listen to this crap on almost a nightly basis. The homeless out here are of a different breed that I am used to. The New York Bums are much better behaved. I mean Big Apple Bums really understand their level of bummitude, go about their day happily eating halal cart leftovers, and sleep peacefully on the steps of http://www.sip-sak.com/. Note, this is a reference to my ole local homeless lady from the hatten that would drink 3-4 tall boys, pee herself and sleep peacefully at the "Sak". Incidentally, they serve up some pretty solid Turkish food if you are ever in the Turtle Bay Neighborhood. Incidentally x2, kiss my ass - I heard your cocky hipster laced comments over there Brooklyn!
Unlike the well groomed hatten bums, Insanobum outside my window is anything but well behaved. Noooooo, he doesn't think he is a bum.....shit, he thinks he is some sort of 2 Live-Crew Aristotle. He isn't the only one either. The bums out here think they need to share the infinate whisdom that helped secure their place in this wonderful world. Sweet, as I am writing this some skaters just got into a shouting match with the bum. Who the hell needs Time Warner (bastards)! This is not just a random occurance either. I hear this shit many nights a week. The best is when I have someone over and the bums start up......the look on their faces is classic. Anyhow, I got noting else. I didn't even really ever have this to be honest. Damn! I am going to go watch the bums pee on the dumpster outside of my window. Check out my view:
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