Thursday, September 04, 2008

So I guess my return to blogging meant....nothing

So I am here drinking some 2 buck chuck and watching the McCain speech. It is honestly a pretety solid speech but I swear to god that he keeps reminding me of......hmmmm. Who does he remind me of. I swear he was going to end the speech with "Please, Try My Product"

Come on, i can't be alone on this. Solid Gold! Right? Whatever, the Gmen beat the crap out of the crapskins. I mean look at the people rooting for this team, i shouldn't be surprised:

Go Big to you soon, 8 months from now

Friday, August 01, 2008

Shakin' in the Fornia

Pretty solid week. Went to the Circus the other weekend. Felt like that 40 year old guy at the Hanna Montana movie premier. Not gonna lie, trapese is the shit. Went to the Orange County Fair, that too was the shit. Saw some pits with balls the size of Kansas while eating a block of Mormon cheese. I haven't been to a fair in about 15 years so lets do the rundown: fried dough cake, 2 corn dogs, orange julius (holy shit, when is the last time you heard about an orange julius.....i thought the went under like 15 years ago. it was money), grilled corn, cheese block, and a hot dog. Yes even powers would be proud of that feast. Has powers every told you about the time he ordered $40 from Bondi BBQ in Venice. And ate it all (see above picture). Anyhow, if you get a chance to check the fair you should hit it up and hit it up hard.

Lets talk about the earthquake.....My first earthquake. 5.8 is not a bad rumble for a first quake. I was standing by the copy machine at work, very Office Space moment, and had no idea an quake was a rumblin. I seriously thought it was the taco's from last night. I felt all woozy, disoriented and thought i was hallucinating. Then the copier came at me and I shit my pants. The hole place just shook like Mrs. Websters gullet after Sunday Brunch. At that moment the 49 year old career cash handler ran from her office screaming earthquake. It was the first time that even occurred to me, i thought i was just really losing my shit. I almost fell over my lets were so weak. It was the same feeling I felt when I saw the clowns on the mini motor cycles at the formentioned circus. In all honesty, it was scary as hell. The entier earth shook, it was one of the most surreal feelings i have ever felt. Not very cool for sure. But shit didn't break so it was totally awsome! (think Wild Stallions awsome)

So thats the short update, there is some seriously cool shit I have to post but i don't want to bunch it in with this lame ass post. It is way to cool for that.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

So I'm back and it is because of the Damn O's

I hate Baltimore sports teams. Certain friends of mine choose to ruin society with their support of the O's and it caused me to speak out. See, I have been having one of those great Fornia (see Calif...) mornings, perfect. Got up, saw the frey off to work, ran to the ocean, watched some US Surf Open, came home, showered at pool, hit pool, ignored the chunky girls at the pool, and back to the apt to check out some Espn. Love that kind of morning. See, in NY I would just be getting home. Like Bobsled (whom I just called to get permission to desecrate our desecrated site) whom just got in from last night (note 3pm EST). Damn I miss the hatten sometimes. But again, days like this never happened either.

So I check My email and find an email from a dear friend spaulding. It contained such heanous images that I was forced to reactivate. By reactivate you should be thinking along the lines of Rambo liquidating a man in a jeep with a 50 calibur machine gun. Anyhow, here is the crap I was emailed this morning:

Some people just don't get it. Lady liberty obviously is one of them if this is the case. However, it is not the case. What you see is not lady liberty at all. It is Molly liberty, the cracked out hooker from Baltimore whom left her mother lady in an unbenounced adobption by Bielzebub (spelling.....what, like you have tired to spell it lately). Go ahead and keep her Baltimore! I'm headed down to Joe's Pizza to watch the Yankees destroy the Redsox and tie those bastards for 2nd!

So yes, I will be updating my life on this site again and no it won't be anything good. Have a great day and make it better than Bobsled's. Goodnight sweet prince.

Incidentally, this will be the last time I ever comment on the O's. It's just not worth it.....