Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Point-Counterpoint: DET v. NYY

[Welcome back for more Point-Counterpoint: DET vs NYY The above photo is just a short addendum to Travis America's post from yesterday wherein he proves that he was, in fact, the proud owner of one Baltimore Blows T-shirt, although the gentleman seated next to him is his brother and not one of the nasty skanks or scaliwags he usually dates.]
[Well, I sent out a call to arms to my brothers and sisters from Detroit yesterday. And while they didn't exactly jump at the chance to write about this, ahem, 'compelling' series, one man bravely stepped forward. Pat D (for Detroit), part proprieter of the online store Down With Detroit today chimes in as yet another one of our illustrious panelanalysts. Again, that's Bobsled Commando, Captain Handsome, Travis America, and now, without further delay, Pat D...]

Alas baseball world! Why has thou forsaken me? I contemplated some whimisical writings before the first pitch was tossed out at baseball's version of Mecca, Yankee Stadium. However, I quickly backtracked and convinced myself to wait until after the game to pass any judgement on the teams playing. Without further a do, Not Freddie Ado you MLS fans, I give you my take...

This simply isn't fair. The Yankees, literally have a line up of all stars. Is there anyone that has not made the all star game on that team? Sit down Sal Fasano, no one cares about you, or your Keith Hernandez mustache! Fairness aside, this still isn't fair. We are playing a team that has A Rod hitting 6th! What a joke!

Jeter, I say this to you, isn't being the king of NYC enough? I mean, 5-5 with a jack against your home state team. What are you trying to prove anyway? Jerk.

Yankees fans, I leave you with this...V E R L A N D E R. You'll remember this one for awhile. He is gonna be talked about for years to come. He will be refered to as the one who won game 2, turning the tide in favor of the Tigers.

I said sit down Sal Fasano.

3 comments:

Captain Handsome said...

Dear Mr. Askinstoo,

Fuck you. What were you looking for on our blog that you didn't find. Pink assed monkeys devowering 24 year old, just graduated, million dollar making, UBS Finance Fags? Take your goddamn advertisements and stick them between your smelly little webbed toes. This site only contains handsomeness, hilarity, stupidity and swearing so you should just Shut the fuck up....SHUT THE FUCK UP....GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHES.

Warm Regards,
Captain handsome

stantonandorchard said...

Dear Mr. Askinstoo,

WHAT HE SAID BITCH. GET TO STEPPIN.

Best,
Bobsled

stantonandorchard said...

holy sh*t pat, they did it! we need another post before today's game.