Point Counter Point.......Homerun A-Rod!
by Captain Handsome
I would like to start with an observation. I have never seen Yankee Stadium from an ariel shot like the one above. It makes me wonder what the fuck is with the 4 train!? Do they just run you in circles undergound so the Harlemites and Bronxers have more time to steal your ipod? Seems like some urban planning bullshit!
I digress. Yes fans it is finally that magical and best time of year. No Detroit it isn't golf season, 
you actually made the playoffs. I know you were really trying to make your annual Caribbean Golf Bungalow this year but hey losing 30 of your last 50 games just wasn't good enough. Good effort though. The Yankee's however, finished the season with the best record in baseball. The momemtem the Bronx Bombers bring with them will keep the yankees plowing over the tigers like a white millionaire in India.
The Tigers played like true warriors through the first half of the season. However, they decided to start playing like the Orioles do after every single All-Star Break. Sorry fella's, I know it hurts.
So lets get down to the nitty gritty. What have the Yankees got that will guarantee dominance and victory, you ask? Ching Chang
Chow Ming Whan, Proctor (can't stop thinking of Police Academy every time they call him out), Farnsworth, The Moose, Jeter, A-Rod, Damon, Giambi, Cano, Sheffield, Matsui, and of course the musical stylings of the multi-talented Bernie Williams. We love this guy here in NY.
Lets just look at it this way. I was browsing through some pictures of the bikes that Bobsled and I were shopping for previously (we were too poor to afford $50 bikes, that is impressive....err next summer) I found a few pictures that should sum up the series between the Motor City Tigers and The Empire State Bronx Big Apple Bronx Bombers:
I take the Yankees in 1!
(Tigers give up and go golfing after a 20 - 3 drumming)
-Captain "Donnie Baseball" Handsome
1 comment:
Hmm...it could happen...what if...
Ok, so the Yanks will start Wang followed by Mussina, and Wang + Mussina = Detroit, dead. However, if by a slight stretch of an acid-induced imagination, the Tigers can withstand that initial assault, and Johnson isn't able to throw, then that leaves Jaret Wright and Cory Lidle. Not exactly a dream team. Also, Tiger fans should try to remember that although the Yanks take the season 5-2, 5 of the 7 games were decided by 2 runs or less, or went to extra innings. Do you buy that?? Nah, me neither. Fuck.
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