New York Loves Pussy------------------------------------- cats

Happy Weekend Friends. I am knee deep in one hell of a fun overnight shift here at my trusty hotel. Flourescent lights, business suit, reports, credit card batches, and luckily a few drunk guests just make a Saturday Overnight Shift the best place to be on the weekend. Screw drinking, mingling, talking to girls, girls walking away from you, spending hundreds of dollars, and dancing to NAS (circa 5am) at Bobsled Headuarters. Work is where it's at y'all. I just had one of the bellman bring me a free coffee. Beat that partyfags.

Speaking of beatings.......I narrowly caught a beatdown by my 6 foot 4 inch black security supervisor for researching the below piece for the weekend. With out further adooooooo

This weekend at New York's Famed Madison Square Garden............No not Clapton, No not Tyrone Biggums vs Roy Jones Jr, Not even Wringling Brothers and Barnum Baily's Circus......Its The 100th Annual Cat Fanciers Chapmionships!

I know most of you trusty readers were there paroozing the herds of meow makers. I saw J$ was there just throwin' high paw like it was 1993! Good to see you there friend. Man o' man are these cats just the most beautiful creatures on earth! Seriously, I bet that is what motha fuckers at this show were sayin'. I wonder how Pam and Patty Catlover would love being called motha fuckers.......

This is probably the strangest thing I have seen in The Garden since The MELTDOWN of 1999 (phish show, gel taps, don't ask). Just sick ass crazy cats all over the place. Prancing and purring like one of grandma's wet dreams. The best part is that it is not over, there is still one day of catmania left! Here is the Juice:

CFA Cat Championship, Madison Square Garden, Saturday and Sunday at 10 a.m., $15 ($13 children).

A catlover on the kick ass social scene at the CFA's:
"If you look at media hits, we've actually started to attract more attention," Delabar says. "But I went to Westminster last year and it was a lot of fun. Dog people and cat people party just as hard." Hearing that quote is like the time in high school when you heard one of the band geeks from the brass section state that they just had a raging party with the badasses from the Woodwinds.

Happy weekend from Captain Handsome....Fuck Overnight Shifts!!!