I am about to go to sleep but flip the channel just one last time. It is at this moment that I catch myself eye to one of the last shows that I have even allowed myself to view. I was kind of panicked at first. Could I watch this crap? what would it be like? Most importantly, can my neighbors see in my window and know That I am watching DOG Bounty Hunter? Yes I said it. Whooooooaaahhhhh. Hilarious. This guy has some cajone's on him. Not really, referring to him being tough and all but more.......more about the feathers he has braided into his long long hair. Only the truly greats can get away with this kind of move. Keith Richards, Johnny Depp, Swiss Family Robinson. You know, legends. This guy is no legent. Not more than the guy with the Quick lunch cart on 46th and Park and the long line of suits from the 12pm - 2pm rush. But don't tell him.....or god. Evidently they are close. He told me so.
So the basis of this absurd little A&E number is that Dog, his 22 years past her porn day glory wife, son (actual badass) and redneck brothers all go chasing bums who run on bail. They have these "suiting up" scenes like it is Rambo 3, and all they end up doing is catching some 55 year old methhead outside of a Jamba Juice. I listened to the second episode of the evening while writing this reactionary piece and from just listening you would swear they were Navy Seal Team 6 breifing 2 miles off shore of Beiruit. Down with Hezbolla! Sorry, just came out. Actually I don't even have an opinion but Fox News tells me that the above comment is correct.
I really don't want to say too much more. I mean, I could go real deep on this Dog character. However, I will just kind of intruduce to you the idea of chiefing some crons and watching just a bit of this real life drama. By drama I mean the production of Cabaret that I co-starred in during the 10th grade. Incidentally, I am not telling you to watch this crap either. I am just sayin' it's out there.
I was thinking about starting my own NY spin-off: CAT: HBCC Hunter....
Ok, I'm done. Goodnight America!
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