Thursday, September 28, 2006

Most Beast Haiku Ever Dropped

Handsome, Bobsled, Sam
Droppen' Aubergene Pin Stripes
Like Bears in the Woods

1 comment:

stantonandorchard said...

AH senor. como estes? you think you have the upper hand parce que i am en barcelona?! well fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuck house. here is your stupid poem, now only your grandmother will read it when i tell her to do so...
Meatloaf is a fat old man.
He's sold as many albums as a hack such as him can.
You know your parents bought "Like a Bat Out of Hell"
And you know you bought the sequel, but you'll never tell.

"Confessions by the Dashboard Light"
This was MeatLoaf's career at it's height!
"I would do anything for love" came later
But by no means was this song any greater.

If you still have this CD you should feel like a lepper.
And not only because he sold the song to Diet Dr. Pepper.
But because despite all of Meat Loaf's greatest hits....
He'll still be remembered for his Fight Club characters's great big tits.

~Senor