Good morning AMERICANS (f*ck yeah). It’s Wednesday, July 5, 2006 and all over this fine country, two questions are being asked: how was your weekend? And what did you do? (and then: what?! You did what, where? Oh my god, is that legal?) Well, the HBCC was up to no good, as usual. Even though the Capt spent the last two days working, he made up for it by being a complete drunk on Friday and Saturday and probably Sunday and definitely Monday. So don’t judge, asshole.
Er, right, so the weekend. Right, well, I’m not sure there’s much more that can be said that isn’t in the picture above. (BTW, Sparks sponsorship? Lemme hold that) Sure there was some Mexican food being eaten and some yelling of “God Bless America” and some world cup action that featured some of the best hair in the world, but mostly there was drinking. Sweating, and drinking, sometimes at the same time, sometimes separately, but neither in any quantity that resembled moderation.
So here’s to you, U S of A. And here’s to another 230 years of Nike Air Force Deltas and everything else that we hold sacred.
And props to Handsome, just for being born. Seriously, you can not front on the last three posts that have come from his hand of genius. You are all not even worthy to look at his photo, but you can try if you want…
1 comment:
The best part about the above photo? Have you taken a moment to look at the TV in the background. What in king cobra's rattler (gi-joe reference young bloods) were watching that night?!
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