This being the first day of June, yesterday the last day of May, we now pay respect to all the fine things that happened in the month of May (in no particular order):
1.) April ended
2.) It rained
3.) Baseball games were played
4.) We paid our respects to all the great men and women of this country who have fought to make it America with a capital ‘A’, which is also the first letter in words like Awesome, Amazing, Ass-kicking, Absolutelyfuckingphenomenal and Asylum, among others (hey, Among, cool).
5.) Basketball games were played
6.) Hockey games were played (we think)
7.) That weekend we all got really wasted. That was a good one.
8.) Rafting! Ohiopyle stand up….Park Rangers Sit down (sidenote: Ranger Rodger provided what could be considered the quote of the month when he inquired, "Have you all ever been in MY park before?" Your park? Eat a dick ranger, I'm gettin lifted.)
9.) Handsome pimped the ho’s
10.) The ware ended
11.) Saw a movie
12.) Some people probably got laid (handsome, check…bobsled, negatron)
13.) Um…world records? Any world records this month?
14.) NAS came to Radio City and us the world…Its mine, Its mine
15.) Not one trip to Motor City…June better be better
16.) K.P. Fan Club set new enrollment records
17.) Saw the Botanical Gardens
18.) Invented Vodka Sangria
19.) Jack Bower Won….then lost
20.) An new American Idol was crowned…while American dignity was flushed down the toilet
21.) Damn humidity is back – AC Check!
22.) Self improvement was elusive
23.) Eddie was not

And that's a wrap! Gooooooood motherf*ckin luck in June, motherf*ckas!