Monday, June 26, 2006

but don't say my car's topless

HBCC Entertainment is proud to bring you two new, mouthwatering chunks of spicy goodness as the summer blockbuster season kicks into OD. First up is the new movie from critically acclaimed Tekka 'the dragon' Don and Rogan 'the wrangler' Josh. Their new movie, Indian Ninja, is about to make a mockery of any epic you ever thought to be E-P-I-C, brah.

The second is a hot release from new taste sensation, Travis McGee and The Revelers. Their first album, Love Songs in the Key of Bi-Curious, is sure to get your love juices abubblin', whether you're gay, not-straight or in straight up denial (straight up now tell me, huh, yeah). (editor's note: actually, Travis McGee and The Revelers are a kick ass band that make music for drinking whiskey. they are a real band, but love songs in the key of bi-curious is NOT the name of their upcoming album and the above image is NOT the cover art that was evenly remotely considered. check back here for details on their new record and upcoming NYC shows, fo real)

Keep checking in with HBCC (Handsome Bobsled, Captain Commando) all summer as we keep kicking ass and taking names and chewing bubble gum and then running out of gum and kicking even more ass but still taking everyone's name, YEAH


sing the theme song:
you can't front on the H to tha B to tha C C/ we come real live and we stay on the scene/ we get up in your face without getting too mean/ when we're finished kicking game you know exactly what we mean/ summer oh-sizzix, boyyyyyy/ rogan josh and tekka don takin ova/ t mcgee and his reveling posse/ got the block on lock/ kick it one time

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