ATTENTION: ENTERTAINMENT ALERT

Pardon my language but, holy fucken shit. The world is ending. Seriously, run for cover. Run for Fucking Cover. I have seen the sign of the apocolypse and it is close. As close as 6/3. We ended May on a good/pathetic/fun/inebriated/whatever note but June is starting out like a gang buster. Enough of my rantings, see for yourself. Then try not to laugh. Steven Segal is going on a concert tour!!!!!

Steven Seagal Calendar
Friday, June 2nd 2006
06.03.2006
Chiller Theatre Toy Model and Film Expo- Secaucus, NJ
06.04.2006
Cricket Pavilion- Phoenix, AZ, USA
06.06.2006
The Fillmore- San Francisco, CA, USA
06.08.2006
Oroville, CA- Gold Country Casino
06.10.2006
McAllen, TX- Pepe's on the River
06.11.2006
New Orleans, LA- House of Blues
06.13.2006
Variety Playhouse- Atlanta, GA, USA
06.14.2006
New Daisy Theatre- Memphis, TN, USA
06.15.2006
Exit/In- Nashville, TN, USA
06.16.2006
Mount Pleasant, MI- Soaring Eagle Casino
06.18.2006
Chicago, IL- House of Blues
06.20.2006
Pittsburgh, PA- Rex Theatre
06.21.2006
House of Blues- Cleveland, OH, USA
06.22.2006
Hagerstown, MD- The Maryland Theatre
06.23.2006
House of Blues- Atlantic City, NJ, USA
06.24.2006
Madison Square Garden- New York City, NY, USA
06.24.2006
The Big Apple Comic book, Art, Toy and Sci-Fi Expo- SIGNING
06.25.2006
BB Kings- New York, NY, USA
06.27.2006
The Birchmere- Alexandria, VA, USA
09.13.2006
L'Olympia Hall - Paris, France
09.15.2006
Arena De Geneve - Geneva, Switzerland
09.17.2006
Forest National - Brussels, Belgium
09.19.2006
Cultuurpodium Boerderij at Zoetermeer - Netherlands/Holland

GOD HELP US ALL...

CAPTAIN HANDSOME WILL BE ATTENDING THE JUNE 25TH SHOW AT B.B. KINGS. Not a fan, just to laugh at him. No seriously. Ok his ballads are kinda nice. -CH