Thursday, September 06, 2007

coupla jokes i've heard lately

Q: what's the opposite of christopher reeve?
A: christopher walken!

Asian woman to husband in bed: "What you wan do tonight?"
Husband: "I wan 69"
Woman: "Why you always want beef with brocorri?"

Ebonics update (cause we haven't had one of those ina while): Omelette
Let's use that in a sentence: I should pop a cap in you ass for this shit, but omelette that slide for now.

1 comment:

Captain Handsome said...

nothin worse than gettin' behind in yo eboniks. Holla' Holla'Check Yo Self..........very dated.....very Ice Cube. I need new Eboniks.....lemme grab a Steel Reserve and head East. Wish me luck