I hate Baltimore sports teams. Certain friends of mine choose to ruin society with their support of the O's and it caused me to speak out. See, I have been having one of those great Fornia (see Calif...) mornings, perfect. Got up, saw the frey off to work, ran to the ocean, watched some US Surf Open, came home, showered at pool, hit pool, ignored the chunky girls at the pool, and back to the apt to check out some Espn. Love that kind of morning. See, in NY I would just be getting home. Like Bobsled (whom I just called to get permission to desecrate our desecrated site) whom just got in from last night (note 3pm EST). Damn I miss the hatten sometimes. But again, days like this never happened either.So I check My email and find an email from a dear friend spaulding. It contained such heanous images that I was forced to reactivate. By reactivate you should be thinking along the lines of Rambo liquidating a man in a jeep with a 50 calibur machine gun. Anyhow, here is the crap I was emailed this morning:
Some people just don't get it. Lady liberty obviously is one of them if this is the case. However, it is not the case. What you see is not lady liberty at all. It is Molly liberty, the cracked out hooker from Baltimore whom left her mother lady in an unbenounced adobption by Bielzebub (spelling.....what, like you have tired to spell it lately). Go ahead and keep her Baltimore! I'm headed down to Joe's Pizza to watch the Yankees destroy the Redsox and tie those bastards for 2nd!
So yes, I will be updating my life on this site again and no it won't be anything good. Have a great day and make it better than Bobsled's. Goodnight sweet prince.
Incidentally, this will be the last time I ever comment on the O's. It's just not worth it.....
